A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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