What's gay and gay? Joe

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

The Bible

I AM DISSAPOINTED

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

Guess what? SHADAP

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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