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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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