shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

A baby seal walks into a club...

That's as gay as AIDS.

A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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I like boys!!!!! CC

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

a man walks into a bar and dies

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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