- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

Kim Kardashian.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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