What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

thumb_up thumb_down +67

what did the man say to the other man? hi

thumb_up thumb_down +55

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

thumb_up thumb_down +33

shabalabadingdong JLR

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The joke below me is retarded

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

thumb_up thumb_down +21

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

thumb_up thumb_down +15

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Two Jews walk in a bar...

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops