why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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