I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Women rights..

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