What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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noodles

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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