It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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