whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Asians...

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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DERP

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Chuck Norris died.

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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