- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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