Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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