- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

Exactly what?

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

penis

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

What's 1+1? 4.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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