Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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girls basketball

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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