- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Your mother is so fat.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

so a baby seal walks into a club...

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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