Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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The AIDS patient was gay

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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