- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

what color is blue? green

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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