Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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who farted i did :]

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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minorities

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Netball.

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Penis.

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Womens Basketball.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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