What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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I'm funny.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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clamidia

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Your mother is so fat.

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The white guy did it!

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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