- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Itookasipasoda

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

Hitler. lol, sucks.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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