- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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