Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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pussy enough said

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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