Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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