here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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A black man without problems.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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