a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Women's Rights

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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black

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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