Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Poop.

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Knock knock, come in.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Anti Joke

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