- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

i like pie

How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

My mom touched my wiener : \

Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

so a baby seal walks into a club...

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

Hi Adam,

Whats 9 + 10 19

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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