- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

Knock Knock! Come in.

What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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