You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Diana and victoria

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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