BUT HWY?

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Your mother is so fat.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Politics.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Animal

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