What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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Your eye color is very unique.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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girls basketball

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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