A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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