why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Women's rights.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Your mother is so fat.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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