A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why? Because racecar.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Jesus wept.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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