Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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A man buys free health care...

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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