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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Diana and victoria

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The economy.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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