A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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i have cancer

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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