Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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hi im paul!

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Animal

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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