Whats a cat? A cat!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Yo Mamma

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Anti Joke

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