Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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your mom

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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A black guy gets arrested...

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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