Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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The NBA lockout

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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