Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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