Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

Animal

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A black guy gets arrested...

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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