Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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womens sports...

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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clamidia

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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BUT HWY?

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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Anti Joke

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