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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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