A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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