- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

i like pie

A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

Knock knock

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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