Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Gay rights

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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anti-joke teehee

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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who farted i did :]

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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minorities

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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