Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Asian NASCAR.

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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