- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes! STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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