- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Womens rights

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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