What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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your mom

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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