What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Hi my name is Bob

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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"Hey look, mommy! I'm a whale!" (child proceeds to pull a shotgun and create a blowhole in his head)

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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