What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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