What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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