- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

Libraries.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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