Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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your mom

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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