Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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