You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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pussy enough said

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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anti-joke teehee

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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