what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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A hayride would be fun.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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