Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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girls basketball

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Womens rights

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Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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The NBA lockout

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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