Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Libraries.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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