My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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9/11

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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equality for women

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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