What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Asian NASCAR.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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