A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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The NBA lockout

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What do you call two Ethiopians standing side-by-side? Friends

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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