Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Anti Joke

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