Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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Miami Heat.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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