What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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