- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

The NBA lockout

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

A baby seal walks into a club.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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