A baby seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

thumb_up thumb_down -21

who farted i did :]

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

equality for women

thumb_up thumb_down +44

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops