whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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