Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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A fat man on a moped

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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