Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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lebron

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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