why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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