knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

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The white guy did it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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Your momma's so fat...

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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