why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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I went to the store and I fell

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