The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

The Holocaust

Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

The meme walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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