Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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Dick Chaney

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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The Colts this year.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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