What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

womens sports...

thumb_up thumb_down +31

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

thumb_up thumb_down +13

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Jesus

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

thumb_up thumb_down -57

What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

thumb_up thumb_down -109

Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

thumb_up thumb_down +80

Women's Rights

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops