What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How do you get rid of a boomerang? There are many potential options for getting rid of your boomerang. You can choose to pass it on to somebody as a gift, make a profit through thrift stores or online auctions or perhaps sell it in a newspaper. Alternatively you may wish to simply dispose of it. The average reading speed of an American adult is 300 words per minute. This was exactly 100 words. This means that it took approximately 20 seconds to read it. This means that approximately 4 people died of cancer world wide while you read this.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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