Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Chikin nuggets

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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