- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

How's your mum? she's dead..

A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

Women's Rights

Women's rights.

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

A BABY seal walks into a club

The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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