Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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whats annoying and black? black people

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Women's rights.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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