What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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acuna

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Jesus

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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