- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what the hell happened to your face

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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