Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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