- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

whats annoying and black? black people

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Dick Chaney

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

Oh look, I've found my knife

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

live or die you decide to late time to die

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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