Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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The Colts this year.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What rhymes with you? You.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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69.9

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Runescape.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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