What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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A man walks around a bar.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What black and blue and red all over? My mom after my dad comes back from the bar.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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