- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why? Because racecar.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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