What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Religion

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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