Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Women's Rights

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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The Holocaust

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