Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Jesus

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What's the difference between an orange? Mooses don't like to wear sweater-vests.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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