The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Women's rights.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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whats black. an african american person

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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