- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

I went to the store and I fell

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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