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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

lebron

Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

lebron

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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