what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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lebron

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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