What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Arrow to the Knee

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What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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A man walks around a bar.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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hrih

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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