how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Jesus

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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