if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why? Because racecar.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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