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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

Why? Because racecar.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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