A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Gale swallows.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Knock knock

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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lebron

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Women's Rights

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Women's rights.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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