What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Q: What is a African man with funny clothing and children straddling onto his back for dear life/ screaming in fear who only a few minutes ago before a particular incident made several young children cry and being chased by an authority figure? A: An intentionally inane circus performer partcipating in a scintillating rendition alongside his two children of who inadvertently frightened a small group of youth before he immediately decided to proceed by, during one of his extremely long, albeit few breaks, taking the members of his family on an interesting excursion to the nearby amusement park for occassional thrills. On the initial journey there, the black man, out of haste, accidentally dropped one of his children's most valuable toys of which elicited undeniably obnoxious bouts of sadness to come bursting out of his children's respective chests and an increased rate-of-travel for his wife of who accopanied him on his adventure and desired to assist him in his panic. In the spin of events, the man experienced an instance of hyper-activedness and spun out of control for a minute before eventually cooling down. Hence the screaming.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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