What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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